it’s fun. we go to the mall to pick up a ring. we eat some chik-fil-a (pronounced “chik-feel-ah”). we sit down in some comfortable chairs and watch the people as i eat my oreo cookie blizzard.
the druggies get a drink of water, go to the bathroom, get another drink of water, stand around, sit down, seem indecisive, go the bathroom, and then leave. there were others too. cool kids, gang bangers, goth kids, emo-ites, socialites, geeks, old fogies, mini sluts, hussies, and dudes.
the shops were closing down, and it was time to go. we left the mall and ventured downtown to a little bar. and, by little, i mean small space. we found lady friend’s friends and grab some unoccupied barstools. i didn’t feel like drinking, so i had a soda (pop). some budweiser “representative” came over and offered as a free bud light. of course, we accepted it, but not until after i asked if she put roofies in it.
the band finally went on and we watched them rock out. they were ok, but nothing special. i don’t know their name, and i don’t really need to know their name. i would watch them again for free, though.
smokers are gay.
A ring??!! Okay, that line needs to be qualified. Did you literally just pick up a ring (look at it, say cool, and place it back down). Is it a jewelry ring? or a milk ring? or the ONE Ring? My wife of course would like to know more than me, but of course I am interested as well.
or a cock ring. although, i don’t think you can buy one at the mall.
i knew everyone would react this way, which is why i made it really cryptic. he he. i love to keep people guessing.
first of all, i ain’t got no money for a ring. secondly, we started dating in january. not even crazy people get married that fast.
Didnt she get a ring for her birthday? Was she having it sized?
You want to talk crazy people – look at pheesh and his lady. I think they got engaged after 3 months.
And no … you can’t get a cock ring at the mall. At least, no malls that I have ever been to. I would know.
I can buy a cock ring at the mall. Its more commonly known as a hula hoop.
Ummm…Russ and I started dating in February and got engaged in April…
But then again…we are crazy…
yes, crazymom, you are correct. at least someone pays attention.