Monthly Archives: April 2006

something like 64% of the people i know have birthdays this week. cat lady (4/15) lady friend (4/16) shedubeard (4/18) ugly kid (always 4/20 somewhere) i want to eat oreo cake with all of you. and ice cream. best wishes, … Continue reading →

katohater’s creature-nemesis: The Dreaded DICK CHENEY ‘What creature will become your nemesis?’ at QuizGalaxy.com it knows. and it was the easiest quiz i’ve ever taken ever. thank you, cat lady.

it’s hard to know that spring is here, and i love it. time still moves pretty quick, but all we have is mild, hot, and “burn your balls off” weather. it’s better than cold, colder, and “freeze me nuts off.” … Continue reading →

today’s the day when all the little childrans eat their weight in candy. they hunt down the eggs and find their little surprises. tradition! i loved the cadbury creme eggs when i was little. they used to give me the … Continue reading →

there’s this idiotic girl at work. nobody likes her, everybody hates her. she’s unpleasant, dumb, and butt-freakin’-ugly. i try my best to be nice and stuff, but i really wanted to strangle her today. like, with piano wire or something. … Continue reading →