Monthly Archives: April 2006

hold the glass while pouring

i had a chicken parmesan sub today that kicked my ass. i couldn’t finish it, and i rarely have trouble finishing a footlong. it was good. so good, in fact, that i convinced one of my co-workers to get one. … Continue reading

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call me jared

i’m addicted to subway. there, i said it. every day i work, i eat a subway sub. i work 5 days a week. and for some odd reason, i can’t get sick of it. i think it’s because they have … Continue reading

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the sun is out and up and down again

in the canyon, you can walk around at your leisure. you can wade in the freezing cold water coming down from the mountains. you can breathe the fresh air. you can find a little froggy and give him some warmth … Continue reading

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mail-in rebutt

i swore i would never do another mail-in rebate. but i am bad at keeping promises to myself. i’m going to do the valvoline “5 free quarts of oil” rebate. limited to the first 100,000 sent in. which means they … Continue reading

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sir, please move away from the vehicle

it seems like every time i try to get an eegee, some invisible force holds me back. maybe it’s my guardian angel trying to stop me from indulging in the delicious frozen treat called eegee. bad guardian angel! first time … Continue reading

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