Monthly Archives: May 2006

will there ever be another x-men movie? my sources say, “yes.” i had a great time watching x-men: the last stand. there’s only one small problem. all these characters were dying and i didn’t really feel anything. what is there … Continue reading →

i’ve been seeing a lot of news articles talking about how invisibility technology is almost here. sign me up. i’ve been wanting to be invisible for… ever. i’ve mastered “hiding in shadows” and now i just need the ultimate reality … Continue reading →

here i am again, watching cine de las estrellas and keeping little puffer company. they actually got a spanish-sounding samuel l. jackson for die hard 3: con una venganza. i’m so happy, it’s like a drunken reception. thanks to johnson’s … Continue reading →

isn’t that what we’re all after? a little love. but only after we accumulate our fortunes. maybe some love after the benz-o, porsche, and h3 are all tucked safely in the garage. picture this: your body is covered with hair. … Continue reading →

have you seen the new kfc commercial? their new product is a layered bowl. mashed taters, corn, popcorn chicken, gravy, and three cheese blend. this is quite possibly the most unappetizing thing i’ve ever seen. who eats this crap? on … Continue reading →