Monthly Archives: May 2006

mother of the year

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you have to do what he says, because he said it

i helped a little old lady put her eye glasses back together today. she was so happy that she could see again. it was nice to help someone without requiring them to buy anything. no money involved. just simple screw … Continue reading

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i don’t hear you calling.

this phone call is for don ______. please press 1 if don is there. please press 2 if you need more time for don to come to the phone. please press 3 if you are upset with the world right … Continue reading

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why do i have to do everything?

You Are 40% Abnormal You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic … Continue reading

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when you find out how much they really hate you

i guess i’d be afraid if i really had something to lose, but i don’t. and, quite frankly, my principles are a little more important to me. so when someone implies that i will be “let go” if i don’t … Continue reading

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