Monthly Archives: June 2006

that wookie can drum

i don’t watch mtv, so i’m just seeing this now. but it’s gnarls barkley and it rocks. i still love that name. then we have the spiderman 3 teaser. topher is looking pretty hot. spidey is going to the dark … Continue reading

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the chemicals between us

one of the advantages of being an uber-snob is that no one listens to me, even when i’m right (which is usually the case). either that or i’m just not yelling loud enough. take my job, for example. i left … Continue reading

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puff-puff the magic doggie

we’re going to be looking after little pooper again around fourth of july. every holiday should be spent doggysitting, as a sort of vacation from peaceful life. the return to normalcy never looked so good. i kid. he’s a fun … Continue reading

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i believe in science

good. i’m glad people don’t like nacho libre. this way, it won’t turn into a huge phenomenon like napoleon dynamite. i really liked napoleon when he first came out. then it became cool to like napoleon and wear ‘vote for … Continue reading

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this little nut is kinda hairy and this little hair is kinda nutty

co-worker: “why do you hate father’s day? why do you hate holidays? why do you hate birthdays? what do you like? what is it that you like to do?” me: “i hate father’s day, because there is no son’s and … Continue reading

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