Monthly Archives: June 2006

mark of the beast

Posted on 6 June, 2006 by katohater

today is supposed to be significant for devil worshipers. triple sixes mean you need to have heightened security. keep a minister and some holy water in your back pocket. i’m not convinced, though. it doesn’t look very rapturey outside. it’s … Continue reading →

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celebrate or feel her wrath!

Posted on 4 June, 2006 by katohater

kirstie alley doesn’t like it when you forget 6/4 day. please get off your ass and do 4 things to the 3rd power. you think i’m playing around? she will shoot you with pressurized water if you don’t do this. … Continue reading →

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i’ll make an orange julius for you

Posted on 2 June, 2006 by katohater

yesterday marked the passing of two important things. i sold the bonner and shaved my ‘stache off. i now get better gas mileage at the expense of some comfort. but not really, since all you need is a/c and the … Continue reading →

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welcome to girlieville. population: me.

Posted on 2 June, 2006 by katohater

thank you, netflix. thank you for not getting my horror movie to me in time. is it really so difficult to send a movie 120 miles? i guess it’s really the post office’s fault. they’ve never liked me. so instead … Continue reading →

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