Monthly Archives: July 2006

if your birthday happens to be today, this is for you. you know who you are, mr. fancy-pants. i’ll be seeing you very soon…

in the end, that guy got what he paid for… nothing. he lifted a portable dvd player and those things are pieces of crap. i had a feeling he was going to do it, but i didn’t want to believe … Continue reading →

Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 0% Keep dreaming, fool. You’ll be lucky if you can keep your pathetic minimum wage job. Maybe if you go on Deal or No Deal, you might get something. Seriously, though, you ain’t got … Continue reading →

he likes his women to be paper thin. that way, they can’t “hurt him.” (apparently, he doesn’t know about paper cuts.) he enjoys reduced fat pringles for when he’s watching his knight rider dvds. he wishes he could put a … Continue reading →

the other day, we had cake at work for the july birthdays. it was good cake and even better because my name wasn’t on it. it was like i was never born. my dream came true that moment when i … Continue reading →