i never thought i would see the day. the food industry is bulletproof, right? people always need to eat. get yer grub on.
i was looking for the hell’s pizza zip code on their web site and no matter how i searched, i couldn’t find the store i used to work at. i was like, “what the f?” did the fat man finally blow it to smithereens? did he tell someone he could get them dynamite and then actually do it? actually? i would believe it.
i decided to ask stemshul about it on the online, but his super cool wife was on instead and she told me to check out the jew’s blog.
so it’s true then. hell has actually frozen over and there will be no more pizzas delivered.
fudgem.
is that a fudgy?
No…not a fudgy. It’s a fudgem.
ohhh, a fudgem. the commercial does it no justice. I thought at first it was a block of dirt, then when it smeared on the kid like that staining her in slimey brown, i thought it was a poop cube. hope they taste better than they advertise them.