according to the calendar, i’ve been here for a whole year. it seems like a lot longer and so much has happened. changes are still happening. it’s hard to imagine what another year will bring.
soon, my homies will be here. we’ll be hanging out, having lost parties. we’ll “get the band back together.” we’ll have mini mario kart tournaments. it’s gonna be super awesome!
here are some new year’s resolutions you might enjoy:
- get a gas mask
- get a sphincter piercing
- buy cigarettes for a minor
- play twister with a paraplegic
- go on walkabout in montana
- ask for forgiveness
- rake someone’s leaves
done it, done it, done it, not done it, not done it, done it, done it
no more hate list?
Those are some mighty fine looking green onions.
I LOVE you reasons to live list…I think all those things are great reasons to live…except for maybe hairlessness.
your…not you