i wonder if it’s going to be a cold winter. ha! fooled you. i don’t wonder things like that. i do wonder if sneaky sneakers are actually murdering rapists. i wonder what bobby does when he leaves late at night. i wonder why friday night is so important for the young and naive. and i wonder who wrote the book of love.

you have to ask yourself, who’s in phoenix right now? i’ll give you a hint: they both play important roles in the forthcoming beard revolution. (some more than others)
i will leave you with this… are there now, or have there ever been, apartment complexes that allow a 300 pound dog?
