
mira! mira! we have one less crappy blog to read. no more checking every day and being disappointed every day. it’s over. new year’s resolutions can’t save you now. only cigarettes and alcohol can save you.
now, if only you could do something wonderful with your site. like, let your daughters run it. i want to see chika chika boom town and dora central. i think it would be better than what you have now and they probably know how to code better than you.
the hairy truth:

All this rejoicing clearly makes you the peasant. My bow skills clearly makes me the archer. Unfortunately for you I’ve already loosed my shots.