Monthly Archives: October 2006

the neighbors (or gaybors, as i like to call them) like to pump their jams at various inopportune times throughout the day. since i like to stay bullet hole free, i refuse to go over there and tell them to … Continue reading →

after a longish day at work, i came home to find two vehicles in the parking lot, each with two tires slashed. lady friend was coming back from the mailbox and i asked her what was going on. she said … Continue reading →

my running crew will be arriving in seven days. i’m excited, because this will inevitably usher in a new era of strangeness, and just when things were starting to return to normality. it’s the price we pay and the prize … Continue reading →

i’m a whistleblower. a snitch. a rat fink. i give myself more credit than i deserve, but i did have a hand in getting someone canned today. it doesn’t feel nice. although, if you’re dumb enough to make your thievery … Continue reading →

mira! mira! we have one less crappy blog to read. no more checking every day and being disappointed every day. it’s over. new year’s resolutions can’t save you now. only cigarettes and alcohol can save you. now, if only you … Continue reading →