since the anticipation is so high, it seems about time to let loose our patented brand of guitar sounds.

here it is: our sexy band myspace.

we will be uploading more songs when we record them. for now, you just get teased.

four miles. uphill most of the way. we did it. it was 45ish degrees. my legs were burning. my hip was coming undone. i’m not even 50, but i feel it in my bones.

how did you spend your saturday? did you have a cookie at the cookie cabin? i didn’t think so.

there’s nothing like a neverending hike from hell to get your blood pumping again. i tell you what.

then i cooked dinner for my lady friend. we had penne pasta with spicy red pepper sauce, green beans, and texas toast. yum-diddy. she’s going to keep me and i still love her.

while i will in no way ever concede that dan brown is a genuine writer (a.k.a. good author), i will say that his books are easy to read and i think that is part of the appeal. for the majority of adhd punks out there, it’s hard to stay focused on a 300 page book. i have 5 unfinished books lying around to prove it. i need more bookmarks than i need books.

there always seems to be a guitar to play, a website to surf, a tv show to suffer through, or a netfrix to watch. it’s what i do.

i’m almost done with digital fortress. it’s his only book i need to read. i’ve found that his gimmicks are coincidence and repetition. his characters often bungle situations, only to have everything work out for them in the next chapter. it’s tragic.

so why do i not feel the need to read more of his books? because he’s only written one book, and it has four different names. that’s right. he’s a one-trick pony. my vindication was when i found out the title of his next book. ready? the solomon key. oh, that is genius. oh, man, i can’t believe people actually buy his crap!

today, i had a mexican soup called menudo. it’s not what i expected and it was good. the whole time i thought i was eating soft bones, but it turned out it was just stomach lining.

there is a building at the local university called the “swede johnson building.” i’m not making it up. now, some people may pronounce it “sweed,” but i find that offensive. i think it is actually pronounced “swedy.” it makes much more sense that way.

we went to see that crazy borat tonight. not a movie you should bring your child to, and yet there were several pre-teen brats in attendance. awesome. bring all children to see this movie.

we’ve done it. oh yes, we have resurrected the band. we’ve been plotting and scheming, so that we can do the right thing.

we have a myspace page in the works. i will not divulge the location until there is music and the layout is better. for now, you will just have to check these dudes out. apparently, they live in my apartment complex, but it’s ok, they’re cool.

in case you are wondering what our music will be like, wonder no more. we will be hard rock, but melodic! the way it is meant to be.

but we’re going to try not to be too self-indulgent with our wankery like these seizure-inducing chaps.