it rained tonight. the doggies got scared. we turned on the dryer to calm them. it’s the white noise. it’s peaceful to canine brains. sometimes i want my own canine brain, so i can be soothed by putting my head next to a dryer.
i’m ready for the rich lifestyle to go away. i like the simple life (the one not starring paris hilton or nicole ritchie). our apartment. our plant(s). our queen size bed that i fit on.
of all the indulgent things, i think the hot tub will be missed the most. having a private warm bubbly place under the stars is wonderful. if i could sleep in it, i would.