Monthly Archives: January 2007

just as he slipped the hot dog down his pants to make his bulge look bigger, shedu realized his bulge would never look any bigger. “put a couple more in there, and you might have something,” la goat chided. “you … Continue reading →

you never expect to get nice little surprises in the mail. usually, it is bills and spam. nothing monumental. until today. i got an envelope from the college i’m attending and at first i thought it was just a statement … Continue reading →

damn this common cold! i felt fine all afternoon, but now i’m getting droopy. i need to take my cocktail especial, which consists of one shot of sipping nyquil, and two tylenol night pills. it puts me into a coma … Continue reading →

first day of classes and it wasn’t 100% great. spanish went well, and i think it will be a lot of fun. the prof is cool and creates an immersive spanish environment. it’s the only way to learn. my algebra … Continue reading →

my dear friend has lost his way. it seems that he is too good for jesus and he would rather breathe the air that heathens breathe. like burger king always says: “have it your way.” but i’ve come to find … Continue reading →