
well, it would seem that i’m having a bit of a problem getting my netflix. yes. yes, it would.
i was supposed to be getting when the levees broke disc 1 on saturday. it shipped on friday, but i never saw it. then today, i get an e-mail saying that netflix received the disc back. well, that’s amazing! it’s like i watched it without watching it.
several things could be happening here. 1.) it got delivered to the wrong address and the people watched it, then sent it back. 2.) the post office’s machines mangled it and they had no choice but to send it back. 3.) the mail man likes my taste in movies and decided to watch it and then send it back.
whichever option you choose, i’m still not getting my netflix!!! normally, it wouldn’t be a big deal, but with this one, if i didn’t report the shipping problem early enough, they may send me disc 2, which i won’t be able to watch, because i haven’t watched disc 1 and all my slots will be taken up so they can’t send disc 1 yet, which means i’ll be stuck with disc 2 until i send the other movie back. how’s that for a run-on sentence?
update: i received the top portion of the envelope in the mail today, sans dvd. option 2 it was. i’m still watching you mailman, if that really is your name.

I could do better
that’s different, though. most of your posts are just one long sentence.
he he.