Monthly Archives: May 2007

this caucasian doth taste gooood

to celebrate my re-entry into learning, i decided to make a little mixed drink with the ice i created. it’s so yummy. i thank the dude for introducing me to such a wonderful drink. oh, shit. i still have homeworks … Continue reading

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you gotta do what you gotta do

i popped my karaoke cherry. oh, yes, i did it. and i held nothing back. it was the best feeling to get up there and make a complete fool of myself. to do it right, i had to pick the … Continue reading

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only getting started

what we know is that there’s a man in the casket jack goes to see. jack and kate definitely make it off the island. in the future, jack is bearded and estranged. it’s pretty obvious why he wants to get … Continue reading

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we love the war

The county says the war on odor isn’t over yet. Mrochek says he’s fighting a war against illegal aliens who are invading our country. these quotes are from news articles, which have nothing to do with war. yet, it’s becoming … Continue reading

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sarah connor? yes. blam!

a new show called the sarah connor chronicles is being produced for the fox network. it will most likely debut in early 2008, with a spring cancellation presumably planned. fox has a way of cancelling shows without giving them a … Continue reading

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