that’s right. the mustache has arrived. i know you want one that looks this good, but it’s just not possible.
what is it about the mustache that makes me want to be a prick? i feel like i have to be cocky and make everyone else feel like dirt. it’s the power of the stache. i can feel it flowing through me. i must not fear. we will become one.
you can thank me later.
oooooo….amazing…..