Monthly Archives: July 2007

they like me because i’m tallish

the other day, we went to a place called “kon tiki” (or “with tiki” for those non-spanish speakers out there). it was fun, because we got to drink and make fun of people. like the lady with the massive chest, … Continue reading

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feel free to crap your pants (3, 2, 1… go)

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an affair to remember

there is “another man” and he’s trying to take my girl. he’s a cool movie star kid and, of course, who wouldn’t want that? too bad he looks like a twat with that big dumb face. if i could be … Continue reading

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i liked him better when he was the gun

saw that new transformers movie on friday. not as bad as i was hoping for. shia saved the day as he usually does. still, it’s hard to get past the lame stuff that can only be found in michael bay … Continue reading

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the 4st of july

yesterday was a great day. we were invited over to a friend’s bbq pool party. my memories are hazy from all the alcohol consumed. i remember swimming a lot and feeling really relaxed. at one point, i was drinking a … Continue reading

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