Monthly Archives: December 2007

i heard a knock at the door, or rather, i heard daisy yelping and barking like a banshee guard dog. i cautiously went to the door and opened it. there were two people, male and female. the guy said that … Continue reading →

merry christmas! yesterday, i fixed a sweet old lady’s flat tire. it was a wonderful feeling. here’s how i made out: socks big brain academy wii degree craftsman rechargeable drill and flashlight set olive green michael cera-esque zipper hoodie “brighter … Continue reading →

today, we went over to lady friend’s parents’ where we helped make the yearly christmas tamales. it was like a tamale factory. we started by pulling the beef apart. i was elbow deep in meat. then i cleaned some corn … Continue reading →

one of the good things about working for a large corporation is the holiday feast. i brought my healthy choice frozen dinner to work and noticed how everything was set up for food distribution. throughout the day, all the other … Continue reading →

steve carell is great, but i was hoping for a dramedy with the same greatness of “little miss sunshine.” instead it was a formulaic snoozer that was only mildly passable. based on a neil gaiman novel, “stardust” could have been … Continue reading →