one of the good things about working for a large corporation is the holiday feast. i brought my healthy choice frozen dinner to work and noticed how everything was set up for food distribution. throughout the day, all the other guys in the shop were walking around with plates of food and getting yelled at for eating instead of working. ’tis the season to be jolly.
well, i decided to get my eat-on just in time before they were packing it all in. i got some ham, mashed potatoes, a roll, and some cake. i sat there in the break room eating, thinking about how it’s sometimes nice to feel appreciated. after all, it’s the little people who work crap hours while the seasonal profits roll in.
i have come to a new realization this christmas that the only good thing about the holiday season is egg nog.
now, drink it.
You do know that egg nog is just mayo, ranch dressing and milk from drugged up cows right?
hey, you’re still alive. i’m surprised you didn’t freeze or blow away.
alone, those ingredients are disgusting, but put the magical trinity together and you have the best drink in the world: eggy noggy.
i tried to buy some more on christmas eve and all the places were sold out. i think next year i will buy two of the gallon jugs.