
a couple nights ago i was finishing up some homework on my computer when i heard daisy sneezing/sniffling in an odd way. the last time i heard that sound was when she found a scorpion in the backyard. so i went to the hallway where she was, being very careful in my bare feet. i turned on the light and looked around until i saw the little bugger hiding near the door jam. it wanted very much not to be seen. i took some pictures and then sprayed the shit out of it with raid. next time one comes in the house and daisy detects it, i’m going to catch it and feed it crickets. that will be fun.
how cool is that? having a dog that alerts us to pesky varmints. apparently, when she makes that sneezy sound, she’s getting stung in the nose and it doesn’t seem to bother her in the slightest. unless the thing is not injecting venom. i don’t really know much about scorpions, other than they look bona fide bad ass.

Dude, you should have ate it Survivorman style.