on the way home from work this evening, i saw a man standing along the side of the road with a leashed animal by him. i looked closer and noticed that it was not a dog as i had originally thought. no, it was a goat. his pet goat. it was one of those surreal moments when you can’t fully process what you’ve just seen.
then i started wondering if he was a homeless guy who stole the goat from somewhere and keeps it as his companion. or maybe it was a kinky sex thing since the guy was very close to the seedy “no-tel motel,” which advertises free hbo and adult movies on their sign.
maybe it was Danny, and the goat is my birthday present!
Are you sure it wasn’t just As-if-of-the-goat rather than a goat itself?