Monthly Archives: March 2008

sometimes i really hate being a consumer. and usually it’s because my butt hole is just not big enough for all the anal raping that i receive. don’t get me wrong, though, i do not prefer the alternative of communism … Continue reading →

check out this music. it’s wonderful in every way.

there’s a guy at work from vietnam. he came back from one of his breaks with a box in his hand. when asked what he had bought, he replied, “solar lights” in a matter-of-fact way. he was so proud of … Continue reading →

just need to find my delorean. p.s. that is an authentic “members only” jacket.

this past weekend was spent in san diego. we got there at about 2:30 on friday. it was decided that since our partners in crime would not be arriving until later in the evening, we would spend a few hours … Continue reading →