we put in an offer on the home of our dreams. it’s a cozy little 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom built in the 1970s. it’s the best one we’ve seen, even though it’s on the upper end of our price range. all the other possibilities needed major work and we want to be able to live in it.
now we wait and see if they are going to accept our gracious offer or if they are going to want more money.
sometimes i wish i were a mobster so i could just get whatever i want through bullying and intimidation. if i put cotton balls in my cheeks and talk like marlon brando, could i convince the sellers that they need to give us the house or suffer the “luca brazzi” consequences?
Nice. I hope you get it. Ill help you move.
6. bum sperm?
wtf??
i know, right?
I thought we decided it was “bum cum”?
from the makers of “hobo chode”