it was a free day at the zoo, so naturally, we went. who’s going to turn down free animals? other people had the same idea, because it was busy. nothing like free admission to bring out the ‘tards. these people were stupid! some lady was telling her kid that the big fish in the tank was a piranha. it was actually a pacu and about 5 times bigger than a piranha. but it’s ok, because it’s closely related.
or what about the dumbass who told his child that he didn’t know rhinos peed without holding themselves? like any animal other than humans and monkeys could grab its junk in order to direct the thick, ropey stream of a golden shower. think, mcfly, think!
photos can be seen here.
I thought you said there were pictures of piranhas.