Monthly Archives: February 2009

i like dogs. i like being with them and trying to understand them. they are pretty easy, because they are animals with small brains. sometimes they surprise me, but usually they just eat and poop and love to love. but … Continue reading →

it took 6 months of waiting and 1 day of getting motivated. that’s right, i’ve been admitted to the university. finally. i started to think they didn’t want me (want my money, that is). but i knew when they saw … Continue reading →

the news has been roaring about a segment of porn cut into the local super bowl cable broadcast on sunday. it’s quite funny, and way better than the janet jackson incident. this was full-on schlong flapping greatness. the poor people … Continue reading →