... archive for March, 2009

…from the fashion show mall in las vegas. that’s right, we’re here, we’re queer, and we are having a great time.

i wish i could upload some pictures, but we don’t have the usb cable for the camera.

it’s costing $6 just to use the internet, because it’s one of these internet station deals in the middle of the fashion show mall food court. the smells of 16 different food places are wafting every which way.

we spent some time this morning in circus circus and slots of fun. we lost about $35 on random slot machines. they suck you in and you never win.

yesterday, we went downtown to catch the fremont street experience. it was bright and full of george thorogood and knight rider. we also went to a bunch of the casinos and signed up for their slot clubs so we could get freebies. we ended up spending $80 to accumulate enough points to get a free t-shirt (worth about $2).

tonight, we dine at the eiffel tower restaurant in the paris casino and maybe take in a topless review show. ooh-la-la.

now, it’s time to walk around the mall and find things to hate.

yesterday, it was 86 degrees and we didn’t even set a record. in the beginning of march, no less. amazing.

it was a beautiful day, because i could walk around in my shortzies, maximizing the uv-b exposure to my skinzies. mmm, vitamin d.

and inside the house, it was a cool 70-75 throughout the day. we didn’t even need to turn on the air conditioning we don’t have.

when the sun was going down, and the clouds were all wispy in the at-mo-sphere, it was nice driving to the in-n-out bur-ger then dessert at cold stone creamery. my ice cream didn’t even melt in 5 seconds, because i ate it indoors! gosh.