Monthly Archives: April 2009

last week, our neighbor to the west told me his truck got stolen. today, our neighbor to the east came over and asked if we’d seen anything unusual today, because when they returned home after being gone since 7:30 this … Continue reading →

in my dream, i went to school and the professor was doing an experiment where each student sat in front of an lcd screen and watched a series of fast images while a laser measured how much of each color … Continue reading →

my quest for the “mutant berry” x-men slurpee at 7-eleven has ended. i found it and slurped a 40 ouncer. it had the mild aftertaste of cap’n crunch crunch berries cereal, but without the raw upper gums. at least now … Continue reading →