Monthly Archives: August 2009

I find mayonnaise such an evil substance that it could only be extracted from the loins of Satan himself. Why people would eat it is beyond me. I’ve even seen what it’s made out of and it doesn’t look all … Continue reading →

We have a bit of a problem, and I don’t mean the nose candy variety. We are addicted to money. So addicted, in fact, that we grab it even when it’s not ours. We don’t care where it comes from, … Continue reading →