Just finished watching Transformers 2. Just finished napping. What a garbage heap. Not that I was expecting it to be any better than rotting feces. Still, I can’t help but wonder why they let Michael Bay make such long and bloated pieces of cinema. What made it even better was when I went on Netflix to rate it 1 star, I found that it had an average rating of 4 stars! And many of the reviews on the main page were 5 stars talking about how great it was. One guy gave it 5 stars and at the same time said that it was too long.
There was one good moment, though, when John Turturro’s character is climbing up the side of the pyramid and looks up to see two giant wrecking balls and says into the walkie talkie, “I’m directly below the enemy’s scrotum.” Pure gold.