Here’s a small list of things I have observed recently while going to school:
- Abandoned car keys near some stairs.
- Abandoned cell phone on a bench.
- Guy on bicycle almost eats it when his front tire dips into the rails in the ground for a trolley. His rear tire flew up into the air behind him. He held it together, though, and I didn’t have to perform CPR.
- Bicycle goes flying by and seconds later I here a snap. I look over and see the guy still pedaling and his chain flapping behind him. Then he looks down and back and tries to figure out what’s going on as his bike is slowing down while he’s pedaling faster.
- At work, all my co-workers communicate on this program called Breeze. It has a whiteboard and someone drew a smiley face vampire. Then someone said a three-year-old could draw better “then” that. I wanted to correct it, but I didn’t. After 30 minutes, someone corrected it, then someone else sarcastically wrote that a three-year-old would be able to discern between the homophones of “then” and “than.” Then I replied that they aren’t homophones. Then someone else replied that they are pronounced the same way if you are AMERICAN. I was pwn3d.
- On my way to school this morning, I drove through a flooded street. As I got closer to campus, I saw a geyser shooting straight up. The construction crew working on a new dorm building apparently broke a water line to create Old Faithful.