I just spent most of the morning listening to these gems.
One time, I worked at a place where the boss asked female workers: “Do you do anal?”
The best part is it wasn’t even a porn job, it was just pizza delivery.
I’ll have an extra side of ranch, please.

your ex boss was sexist? rude!
He was sexist nisi. I dont think he once asked a male employee if they did anal. Not an equal opportunity employer.
totally, dave… i mean, i feel compelled to ask zac if he does anal, just so he can feels appreciated now. :( i’m sorry your boss failed you back then, zac…do you do anal?
Only on weekends.
CAN