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Me and My Potato Ass

The new Fall season of TV is just around the corner. While I have little time to be watching all of it, I’m pretty excited about new shows like “The Event” and “Bleep My Dad Says”. My idea is to … Continue reading

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I Bleached My Anus For This?

In a little less than 64 hours, Dansy will be arriving for visitation. I’m trying not to get giddy like a tween at a Bieber concert (see here), but it’s damn hard. This weekend, instead of working on homework and … Continue reading

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This Gas Line Will Be The Death Of Me

Ever since I smelled that farty smell in the backyard over a month ago, it’s been a major headache/fiasco trying to get our gas back. It was going to cost too much to have a professional do it, so I … Continue reading

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Oh, Say, Can You See?

Today is the day for: blowing off fireworks (where legal) grilling meat and eating said meat watching Will Smith kill aliens listening to Soundgarden’s Superunknown album eating popsicles (or Eegee’s) showing your true patriotism by wearing a flag Speedo

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Did I Just Fart?

I went to water some plants and as I bent down to turn on the faucet, I smelled a rotten eggy smell. The pipe that sends the gas into the house was all rusty and most likely the culprit. I … Continue reading

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