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This Gas Line Will Be The Death Of Me

Ever since I smelled that farty smell in the backyard over a month ago, it’s been a major headache/fiasco trying to get our gas back. It was going to cost too much to have a professional do it, so I … Continue reading

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Oh, Say, Can You See?

Today is the day for: blowing off fireworks (where legal) grilling meat and eating said meat watching Will Smith kill aliens listening to Soundgarden’s Superunknown album eating popsicles (or Eegee’s) showing your true patriotism by wearing a flag Speedo

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Did I Just Fart?

I went to water some plants and as I bent down to turn on the faucet, I smelled a rotten eggy smell. The pipe that sends the gas into the house was all rusty and most likely the culprit. I … Continue reading

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Time to Save the World

This is how I would stop the oil gusher in the Gulf. It’s still in the planning phase.

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Shit My Mustache Says

“Do I smell like cabbage? I think I smell like cabbage. Yeah, I definitely smell like cabbage.”

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